Tuesday, December 22, 2009

ENGINEER'S LIFE CYCLE

hi friends,
this is my third post here and this time i am choosing my topic of blog is ENGINEER'S LIFE CYCLE.
Most of people thinks that engineer goen to be deep studying,doing lot of practical stuff and research and all that in later time but now senerio is changed completely because of privatization.
now engineers are in abundant.
left these research and analysis let us discuss about there life cycle ,what happen in initial dayz,and how it goen further till d last day of lilly's flower come.

i devided my analysis in four steps:
1.step1:(college craze and interaction)
2.step2(making groups,fighting&proposing)
3.step3(playing with numbers,thinking bout competition)
4.step4(worrying for job,dare to think bout end)

these are the four steps in which a engineers comlete his engineering.
Step1:

in this section as i describe in caption that an he/she must be crazy about college life,interacting with others means d ragging because it is not official to write this BLODDY/ENJOYING word.
after clearing exams than counseling we are ready to join college,as part my i am not scoring well so i am in private college.....but don't worry life is same of every engineer expect d college ranking.rather than studies all guyz spend same life cycle here.
first day your parent leave you to the hostel as my did!!!!!!!!!!.after that they just call you that "beta sub theek hai naaa" if in your college mobile is allowed,actually this facility is not available in my college thats y i wrote this....(but i keep d device).after leaving your parents you are in charge of your seniors...they are the most happy creature in this world at that time,they feel as the person promoted from lower rank to CEO of a company.
they give some set of instruction,rules and format.......but what the most they give with full of love and affection is "GALI(ABUSE)" i can explain there type but this is social site so i leave if you want than contact me.
i explain you my first collision with the gr8 senior's in dinner time:all juniors have to go in queue to the mess with their head down and eyes must be struct at third button and also you have to wear formals with black oxward shoes.
so i am also like that ,seniors are opposite to us, at d same time one caught me abuse me lot i feel "i am slave here right now"he ask me to sit with him to take dinner than the task of junior start by entertain senoirs by you most foolish acting ever.
beside the ragging seniors are you big buddy in college they make you aware about the college,faculty and give you easy way to pass exams.
for gals this section has less information but the gals are treated physiologically by their seniors they have too even wish there all senior evn in 3rd year,room calls etc huhuh this is really worse for them.thanks too god we don't have rule lik tht.


this all in my first step of life cycle of engineers.if you have any suggestion,want to add something,you are most welcome to do this because first step is most fruitful and remambrable
ever.
please don't mind about the spelling and grammatical mistakes

waiting for your reactions....................

Monday, October 19, 2009

THE UNPREDICTABLE...........gals

HI,

its quite surprising to all of u before striking with the title of my blog,same experience i have got and i sharing here this wd u,want opinion from your side too,my blog viewers might be gal or guy i want to know your precious view bout my blog specially from gals.........
I write lot bout what i think now i divide my blog with some basic step bout gals psychology.....

1. WHEN GALS PASSING OR GANG OF GUYS IS NEARBY GALS

gals r the greatest creation of god every man says except those who drop gals.
gals are very complicated coz they spend whole life with complication in their mind,even some gals live two faced.
they differentiate their thinking with crowd means..........
when d guy standing alone............ they notice him only when if he is gd lokin and make one time eye contact,its depend upon gal 2 gal whether she passes a shying smile or not.......

when d guys stand wd group..........ohh that changes complete senerio of the gals deeds,they down their eyes always praying too good yeh kutte koi vulger comments na pass kare(means they nt passing vulger comments)

if one gal get nice comment like 'maal hai yeh toh....'in group all gals get inferiority complex with their frnds even she is her good frnds.
so these statement really make no sense for gal specailly for mee.....this lay down a question about what they think,even gals can't understand themself too............

2.GALS STRATEGY TOWARDS THEIR LOVER OR GUY WHO DARELY PROPOSE HER

that part of my blog too all FOSLA(furstated one sided love association)&GPL* guys
gal are very rude to their boyfrnd or lover sometimes it go right but sometimes it is really gonna fuss to the guys.the man lost all of his reputation within his frnd but it doesnt matter to him his only aim in life is 2 get that dammed gal too whom he left his frnds,study,even parents getting money to buy gift,but it deosn't matter to the objectives(means gals) because this is the other side of the coin.They always want something extra what u did for her?even u give her ur life she told u that ur statement is not upto the mark wht d 'f***' is this............i want to get answer form gals side....i gotta answer by this general statement of life "why gals are not satisfied".
now i turns toward the guy who fortunately get girlfriend now check out de sorrow behind the joyfull face of mighty guy..........
He is unlucky guy who now get license to service gal,he never see the gal other than his property
this become bizarre to him.....
CONTD..........
NEXT SURVEY WILL PUBLISH SOON......


all based on my survey shubham mathur
*to know GPL mail me on matshubham@gmail.com
chating with gals

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